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Gem Speedo

by Pete Dako

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Gem Speedo 03:29
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GEM SPEEDO words & music © PETE DAKO - 2005, SOCAN. This song is dedicated to the Gem Goddess, She untapped the power of the gem wrapped it in a sweater, and made the whole world feel better.... Gem Goddess, are you listening? Gem Gem Gem Speedo! What a Gem! Gem Gem Gem Speedo! You're a Gem! It's a catchy song.... and you can sing along! Hey you know that song, they call GEM SWEATER? We love that lovely song, 'Cuz it makes ya feel better Do ya Do ya Do ya wanna feel better? Well you could feel much better If you take off that hot gem sweater(!) Vas-y Vas-y, Allez Let's Go! Take It Off! Uh huh! Uh huh! Vas-y! Maintenant! Take off your Granny Pants Take off your Horny Rims! Take off you Sports Bra! Let's see your Virginia Slim Take off that Yoga mat! Show me your Cabbage Patch! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! ...and SH-SH-SH-SHAKE IT UP BABY SHAKE IT UP! BABY! SH-SH-SH-SHAKE IT UP! SHAKE IT UP! Go Go! Go Go! Go Go! Get on your Go-Go Goggles Get it on! Get 'em on! Let's get it on! Flippy Flippy Flip Flip Flops Gem Speedo, That's all ya needo Put on your GEM GEM GEM Gem Speedo! Take it off! Put it on! Take it off! Put it on! C'mere Baby!...and SH-SH-SH-SHAKE IT UP! BABY
Put on this! Put on that! Put on this! Put on that! Pearl necklace...
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Size Elle 05:14
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Size Elle Lovely mademoiselle My Size Elle Love that mademoiselle You know I fell for ms Size Elle Here she comes now, She’s a ton of fun , Ms Size Elle She’s the one You know I fell, son Take it away buddy! Eric: When the sun comes up on another day and I see my baby in a natural way I’m living it’s all party time hold up buddy ‘cuz I ain’t lying Pete: Size Elle ~ she’s so swell Eric: Do you know that you know what you know can’t take it like that everything’s got to be just so... Size Elle ~ she’s so swell Ooooh Size Elle I love her well Son says “Daddy Daddy What have you done?” I said “Come on and meet your new mama, son! Ms Size Elle ~ only time will tell She’s so swell that’s why I fell Lovely mademoiselle my Size Elle Eric: Go back to the Mardi Gras!
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Electro Ride 03:19
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Interlude (don't be!)
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Gold Pants (Martian Disco a Go Go) 05:07
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Gold Pants (Martian Disco a Go-Go) LESLIE: Thank you everyone for coming tonight (Gold Gold Pants! ) I wore my special gold pants to sing a love ballad about an alien I met ~ out there Riding through a river of tenderness looking for a soul to steal (Take mine!) Riding on my donkey of truth, Let them know! Your voice I will steal (Whoa that’s my head, baby!) Alien Alien Juice ripping through my face of tenderness (Sorry!) Hold me donkey! Let me know! Space people have a bad attitude They are so rough and tough Always trying to mess with me Cuz I’m from earth 🌍 Whoop Tense baby brisket bucket Going all the way to Mars to live off the vegetable fruits PETE: Witchy Poo! I don’t believe you Hot gold pants like molten lava Just one look and I had to have you Torpedo flying my love to you Send me love letters Do you have the answers somewhere? MARTIAN: Blinded by the lights of her gem sweater we crashed into earth now we surrender Go go go go Martian a go-go Go go go go Martian a go-go Bounce with the bitches Bounce with the ho’s
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Queer For You 03:26
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I’m Queer For You More and more, I think of only you, You! You! No matter what, no matter where it’s true, True! True! I always want to be right there with you! Ooo! Ooo! I’ll hold your hand, even when you have to poo, Poo! Poo! I’m Queer For You …. So Queer For You Totally Gay… Oh So GAY (G–A–Y GAY!) Sugar’s Sweet, and Honey Too, RockMyWorld Girl, I’m Queer For You When I think about your underpants, Pants! Pants! My muscles twitch n’my heart starts to dance, Dance!Dance! When you’re away, I’ll sit right by my phone, Oh! Oh! ‘N Wag my tail, n’ shake my doggy bone Whoa! Whoa! Chorus I check my eMail 3 million times a day, Queer! Queer! & practice special love words to say, Dear! Dear! I’m on my knees, with loving prayers I pray.. GAY! GAY! Girly girl, Come out , Come out ‘n play! Queer! Queer!
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Never Acknowledged 08:44
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We have always been here, We've just never been acknowledged
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You Taught Me To Care 05:32
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You Taught Me To Care (A Little Less) You taught me to care a little less And I should be grateful I guess No more making rainbows to refract the pain No more splitting atoms to make sense again You taught me to care a little less The hard thing is, I’m glad it’s true I learned the things I learned from you It’s strange how rough I took it at the time When I look up, the sky is blue. It’s different now I’m over you. I know what's yours is yours. It isn't mine. You taught me to say a little less So I should be grateful I guess Sometimes keeping secrets is better then talking When I’m feeling bad now, I just go out walking You taught me to say a little less You taught me to give a little less It’s true that I’m grateful, I guess I’m thinking that getting’s what I need to do This time I’ll be checking my own hunger too You taught me to give a little less
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JAM SPEEDO [feat. P.R. Buffalo] 02:16
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Jam Speedo This song is dedicated to the magic Gem God Hey you know that song called gem speedo? We love that crazy song because it makes you feel go-go ya wanna,yeah wanna do you wanna do you wanna feel better? Well you can feel much better if you take off that hot gem sweeter Hey Mr. Dako open your window, This is world 🌎 ??? (Je pense que j’ai besoin quel qu'un pour traduire) Est-ce que Est-ce que qu-est-ce que est-ce que tu veut sentir meiux Comme un salopard de l’ecole militaire? etc.
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Carry It On 02:22
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There's a man by my side walking There's a voice within me talking, There's a voice, within me saying, Carry on, carry it on. They will tell their empty stories, Send their dogs to bite our bodies, They will lock us up in prison, Carry on, carry it on. When you can't go on any longer, Take the hand, hand of your brother, Every victory brings another, Carry it on, carry it on. Carry on, carry it on. ©Gil Turner
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U.F. OH OH! (No, UFO!) 03:23
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U.F.O. U.F.O. UFO UFO U U U U F FF FF FF OH OH OH OH UFO UFO NO UFO U.F. OH OH!
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Blues For Daddy 03:20
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I got the blues for Daddy You know I miss him I'm oh so sad I got the Blues - the Blues the Blues for Dad I got the Blues for Daddy Blue Blue Blues for Daddy I got the Blues for Daddy Blue Blue Blues for Daddy Blue — I got the Blues for Daddy I miss my Daddy (crying) Sing the Blues for Daddy _____ written/recorded in loving memory of my father Victor Dako a few weeks after he died in 2008
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Nightingale 01:46
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There’s a quiet secret Down deep inside the wood Past the steel and nylon They’d tell you if they could Just when you think you’ve found it You’re beckoned further on Nightingale sing nightingale song You are not alone …i am not alone You are not alone …we are not alone Nightingale sing, nightingale song Hold on to my heart – through the darkness to the dawn Hear her singing softly, deep in the cold black night Chanting, melodies, floating free in flight Like dolphins guiding sailors, showing out the way Out of dark and dangers, to another brand new day You are not alone …i am not alone You are not alone …we are not alone Nightingale sing Nightingale song

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This is a collection of work spanning more than a decade, after moving most of my recordings off SoundCloud and other services, over here to Bandcamp.

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released October 13, 2018

SPECIAL GUESTS: Leslie and The Lys (Gem Godess!): GOLD PANTS
Ryan Barwin: CARRY IT ON: Drew Smith: NIGHTINGALE
Monsieur le DJ Pepperoni (Paris, France) JAM SPEEDO
J.P. Fitting, Ambrose Pottie, Eric Schenkman: SIZE ELLE
Lisa Pereira: QUEER FOR YOU

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